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  1. Loadsofcumin

    Loadsofcumin Porn Surfer

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    my neighbor Jim has been laying pipe up in me for the last 6 months eventually started laying pipe in my wife eventually my wife when they were collaborated with each other use me as whatever they needed I mean we wear special clothing oh my hair out how are the plugs nearest Dick's humiliating but fun
     
    1. slutwolf
      moron.jpg ..
       
      slutwolf, Sep 23, 2019
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      CS natureboy, Sep 23, 2019
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  2. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Oh ffs! Have you ever tried using punctuation ?

    I have no idea what you’re even saying.
     
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    1. Valspar
      I think he's looking for a plumber.
       
      Valspar, Sep 23, 2019
    2. thinskin
      No I think he has found one!;)

      ts
       
      thinskin, Sep 23, 2019
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      JimmyCrackPorn, Sep 23, 2019
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  3. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    I'm dying to know the rest of the thread title.
    I feel a little let down.
     
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  4. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    Apparently Jim has it going on....
     
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    1. thinskin
      Indeed...…...hope Jim does not run out of pipecleaner!

      ts
       
      thinskin, Sep 23, 2019
    2. Valspar
      You don't tug on Supermans cape.
      You don't spit into the wind.
      You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger...

      And you don't mess around with Jim.
       
      Valspar, Sep 23, 2019
    3. JimmyCrackPorn
      And the others have it going in. ohyeah.gif
       
      JimmyCrackPorn, Sep 23, 2019
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  5. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    Sometimes the pipe sprays your face.

    633FD5A2-73D7-46FB-BBA9-033C5E377F7B.gif
     
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    1. Valspar
      He tried to punch it. :D
       
      Valspar, Sep 23, 2019
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  6. noboat

    noboat Porn Star

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  7. Pulsar66

    Pulsar66 Porn Star

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    Did Kingsley Amis write the opening post?
     
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      Subtle hint:

      220px-LuckyJim.JPG
       
      Pulsar66, Sep 23, 2019
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      Guess it's my turn to Google.
      Just kidding... I'm an American, I don't care. :D
       
      Valspar, Sep 23, 2019
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  8. pussy in boots

    pussy in boots ride em cowgirl up

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    I think hes saying his nejghbor is butt fucking him. His wife is fucking the neighbor.
     
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    1. Valspar
      Seriously??
      Yuck.
       
      Valspar, Sep 23, 2019
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      Oh it gets worse. Lucky Jim and the wife appear to be spit roasting him!
       
      Pulsar66, Sep 23, 2019
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  9. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    And he has a buttplug near his dick. Which I suppose that if you had a buttplug, that's a good place for it.
     
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      I’m not sure if he’s talking about butt plugs or hair plugs!
       
      aesopstails, Sep 23, 2019
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  10. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Must be a lot of Plumbers Crack around that trailer park
     
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  11. JimmyCrackPorn

    JimmyCrackPorn Porn Star

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    Is it good or bad but I love going over to my neighbor's house if my wife gets home tonight
    which one's jim.gif
     
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  12. CS natureboy

    CS natureboy Porn Star

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    [​IMG]
     
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    1. Valspar
      Don't give it back!
      It'll be in his ass.
      Talk about laying pipe, right?
       
      Valspar, Sep 23, 2019
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    2. CS natureboy
      LOL
       
      CS natureboy, Sep 23, 2019
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  13. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    1. shootersa
      Yeah, and just wait till Shooters attorneys get done with this .... this........ poopy popper!
       
      shootersa, Sep 24, 2019
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  14. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    The real humiliation belong's to this guy's grade school English teacher.
     
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  15. abej

    abej Pearl of the Pacific

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    man_file_1038851_emergencyplumber.jpg
     
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  16. abej

    abej Pearl of the Pacific

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  17. thestrangerinyou

    thestrangerinyou cookiemonster

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    I'm lost I I dont know what's going on all I know is I think some guy name Jim is fucking a guy and the guy's wif. Well good for Jim if that's what your into you go Jim.
     
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    1. abej
      Hmm...thought Jim was the plumber?
       
      abej, Sep 23, 2019
    2. abej
      Hmm...thought Jim was the plumber?
       
      abej, Sep 23, 2019
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    3. Valspar
      Right... Jim's laying the pipe.
      We're not quite sure if he's a plumber or not.
      But I hear he might be in a union.
       
      Valspar, Sep 23, 2019
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    4. Rixer
      The pipe layer's Brotherhood....?
       
      Rixer, Sep 24, 2019
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    5. Valspar
      Local 69!
       
      Valspar, Sep 24, 2019
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